Madmen fall in Love

Two madmen slugged it out exchanging blows at the Holy Gardens of the Kwame Nkrumah Circle in Accra last week in a typical drama of Jean Claude Van Damme’s thrilling action bouts.

Today discovered that the two mentally-ill men namely, Abodam and Juju were fighting over a lady that the former claimed was his girlfriend.

Abodam, explaining the matter to eye witnesses, disclosed that Juju had always made it a habit of buying yogurt for his girlfriend which he did not like.

He said he had warned Juju several times over this practice and said it was getting out of hand.
This, the paper learnt, was perceived by Abodam as a smart move by Juju to take his girlfriend from him.
According to an eye witness, Abodam had always complained of Juju’s tactics to always buy ice creams for his lover with the intention of getting closer to the girl.

“I warned him to stop buying ice creams for my girlfriend but he would not listen so I decided to teach him a big lesson of a lifetime by beating him to compel him to stop chasing my lover around.

…I love my girl friend so much, and I will not allow Juju to take her away from me. If he continues to do that he would see his blood flow like water; I will discipline him very well,” Abodam warned Juju.
He further advised Juju to stay away from his girlfriend if he wants to keep living on earth.

“This lady has been buying me cigarettes everyday so Juju was getting jealous and decided to adopt weird tactics to snatch her from me.
He has been expending on her in order to take her from me and I swear I will kill him,” Abodam vowed.

Abodam told Juju that if he has got money to buy ice creams for girls, then he should go and look for his own girlfriend and be spending on her.