11% of Men Masturbate While Driving

Source : Limelife.com

On a busy day in rush hour, there’s a good chance that you have driven by someone masturbating. Yes, touching themselves while operating a motor vehicle. A recent survey shows that a surprising 11% of men admit to masturbating while driving!

How many accidents does touching yourself and driving cause? Probably many more than reported.

A Driver Distraction Study commissioned by Abrams, Herzog & Filippi presented some interesting results: 4,634 cars were surveyed at intersections in Broward County, Florida and New York City, and about 509 of those cars had a diddler inside.

“What was discovered may very well be a major source of accidents on the road” Mr. Stuart Arnett, said, who is the supervisor of the study. “What younger male drivers are doing with at least one hand was most surprising to us all. It is one of those aspects of human sexuality that is not discussed or admitted to nearly ever in the public realm.”

Male drivers under the age of 30 were also busy with their hands in other ways. 31% of male drivers under the age of 30 had one hand on an iPod or cell phone, 8% had one hand on the other seat or on the middle panel, and 9% had both their hands on the wheels. Then there was the 11% of men who “had one hand on their crotches and moving [it],” according to the report.

There’s even better news, though: footage of the guys touching themselves will be made into a nationally televised program.

“All persons videotaped and photographed have nothing to fear [...] We go through great lengths to guarantee that no one that was observed or taped can be identified in any way. Not by vehicle, clothing or their hands and jewelry worn” stated Mr. Arnett.

Are you surprised at the number of men who masturbate while driving? Any guys care to explain why? I hope you all drive tall cars so the trucks and SUVs don’t get a peek.